Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting.

Allan Sherman
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Although there are many different ways of engaging in sexual activity, if you’re going to classify it as sex, it must be done one of two ways: either by intercourse or oral sex. There can be no other kind, and claims that any other form is acceptable just don’t fly.

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